Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
motherfuckin thank you
this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work.
THIS IS PERFECT
“My character doesn’t care that he is old enough to be her father, she fell head over heels in love with Glover Mallory as soon as she met him. I really wish he was a marriage option”
[While I say it would be pathetic if Glover was a marriage option. He’s already had quite a failed relationship and cracked under the thought of supporting it.]
“When I first started playing, I firmly believed Ulfric was the Dragonborn. He had used the Thu’um against Torygg and was also at Helgen when Alduin showed up. Even after my character was summoned to High Hrothgar, I kept expecting Ulfric would turn out to be my rival or sorts. Even his family’s surname, Stormcloak, seemed to indicate it since the Greybeards use the traditional term Stormcrown when recognizing the Dovahkiin… I was disappointed to find out he was neither of those things.”
I’m still actually confused about Ulfric. Why can he use shouts? Or did he just manage to learn one? Why can he shout and not normal people?
If this was explained, I missed it. Clarity would be neat.
Anyone can Shout without being Dragonborn. Look at Draugr, or the Greybeards. They aren’t Dovahkiin, but they still can Shout.
“When I started Skyrim, I didn’t pay attention to any of the story about the Civil War, then I found out (after my khajiit joined the Stormcloaks) that Ulfric wanted any race other than Nords wiped off the face of Skyrim… Boy did I make a mistake.”
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number one pet peeve about the skyrim fandom - this shit right here
what does ulfric want? let’s take a look
- to be high king of skyrim, as he killed the previous one fairly, in the tradition of the nords
- to be free to worship talos, and not have to fear the thalmor restricting his people’s religion
- for the imperial forces to leave skyrim, as it is the nord homeland and he believes that they should be free to rule themselves
where on there do you see ‘wanting any race other than nords wiped off the face of skyrim’? nowhere, that’s right.
people who hate ulfric “because he’s racist” piss me off. he wants the imperials and thalmor to leave, yes. why? because SKYRIM IS THE NORD HOMELAND, AND THE IMPERIALS AND THALMOR DON’T WANT THE NORDS TO GOVERN THEMSELVES. if you’re not a nord but you think the nords should have control over their own homeland, he is 100% okay with you.
ulfric gives NO FUCKS about the concept of other races living in skyrim - the only thing he cares about is the ability to have NORDS in control of the NORD homeland. it’s seriously not that complicated.
The Markarth Incident, where Ulfric Stormcloak ordered Bretons killed solely on the fact they weren’t Nords.
The Gray Quarter, where murderous cults are ignored by the guard and the Nords are allowed to do whatever they want to Dunmer, and Dunmer are not allowed to retaliate.
The fact Ulfric is an agent of the Thalmor.
Ulfric keeping all Argonians in a little shed in the tundra.
Ulfric saying only Nords should be allowed in Skyrim.
Do I need to continue?
You have no idea what the game is, you’ve never heard of the series, you just went ‘IMPERIAL=BAD’. Sorry, no other excuse.
This is the official Whitehouse.gov petition to stop CISPA 2.0 - I can’t sign it because I’m not in America but this bill would affect more than just Americans, it’ll affect anyone and everyone who uses the internet.
Please Sign it!
((If you are American or are naturalized, Sign. It. This is not a request. It is a command. Because this is not a freaking joke, the same way SOPA last year was not a joke.))
[NEEDS 96,000 signatures, only has 3,000. SIGN! GO GO GO!]
Guys, even if you’re not in America just leave the state blank when you sign up and you can still sign it.
In other words, GO GO GO GO GO THIS IS SO IMPORTANT DO IT NOW.
We got someone a fluffy chicken for way less than this, don’t tell me it’s impossible. THE INTERNET DEPENDS ON IT.
THIS IS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE WE’RE ALL FUCKED.
Not American so GO DO IT FOR ME OR I’LL THROW CUSTARD PIES AT YOUR MOTHER
I’M 100000% FUCKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS IS SOME PRETTY SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT NOW YOU’D BETTER STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO SIGN THIS FUCKING PETITION OR ELSE I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER (PRAISE TO HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES) THAT YOU WILL LEAVE THIS POST WITH EVERLASTING FUCKING GUILT FOR NOT DOING YOUR FUCKING DUTY TO THIS FUCKING COUNTRY AND THE TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS PROBABLY BEEN KEEPING YOU SANE
Okay folks, let’s talk about Taylor Swift for a minute.
Taylor Swift sells records and built her image on being a poor, virginal girl who is victimized by mean, mean men. She writes songs about her “relationships” (we’ll move on to why that’s in quotation marks in just a short bit), that ESSENTIALLY consist of bashing guys she’s dated for wronging her. Because she’s innocent. And does nothing wrong.
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